Arm yourselves! The Zombies are coming…
Posted by: Skels on: November 7, 2010
A little over a week ago I saw one of those Facebook status games on an old school-friend’s profile. It looked fun and I was bored so I decided to copy it to my status.
Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. Comment on this post to tell me what it is.
After getting over 20 replies I had the brain wave that this would make a pretty cool cartoon, so I set about the epic task of drawing everyone weilding their weapons, ready to defend against a brain-thirsty zombie horde.
I’m finally finished. Check it out. Tell your friends. We need to be better equipped.
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November 10, 2010 at 14:48
Well one could easily survive by just taking a few steps. A stilted home (like the ones in most beach areas) are ideal for zombie survival. But anywhere that you can either demolish or pull stairs up will be a forever safe haven against a zombie apocalypse. As zombies do not have the ability to jump you will be perfectly safe.
I suggest somewhere above the snowline as once it snows the zombies will freeze and you will be able to forage for materials and maybe even find a new safe house for the next year.
One could out live the entire apocalypse and die a normal death only due to getting old as long as they took the time to prepare. I suggest you do a bit of research on zombie survival as most people have the ability, but not the brains to actually survive.
And the zombies would only last so long before rotting so chances are they are all gone long before you die of old age.